He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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