I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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