How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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