high people should be assigned attendants
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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