you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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