Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
