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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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