I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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