Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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