Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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