Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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