Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just gift wrapped bread.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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