I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
