new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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