she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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