Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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