Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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