I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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