what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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