Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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