Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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