You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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