whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
