I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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