I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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