yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
