I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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