There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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