So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize
