after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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