I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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