My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I don't think brook has ever known best
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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