Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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