do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
