their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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