And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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