Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
there is glitter all over my balls
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