Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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