she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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