Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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