i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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