If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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