For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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