i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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