Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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