he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
