we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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