If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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