I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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