Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
there was a trapeze. enough said
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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