I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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