your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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