If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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