Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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