Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
