just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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