How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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