Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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